“The Time Has Come for Flight Attendants to Shut Up.”
On a recent American Airlines flight, the head attendant tried to put on a Southwest-twist to her welcome announcement.. albeit while seemingly under the influence of some LSD, or something.
“Lemme ask you a question… How many of you people are doin’ really well today? Can we have some thumbs up for all those that are doing well? YAY! (singing) Happy happy Saturday! Happy Saturday to you! Happy happy Saturday! Happy Saturday to you! We all have good things inside of us, we do. I want everyone to know that you’re special. I need everyone’s attention now, because this is so strong in my spirit…
How many people know the flower is growing in them?”